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Joke of the Day

"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym."

"Whats the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"You're the she to my nanigans."

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas"

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."

"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"