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Joke of the Day
"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"
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"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"
"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"
"The doctors found a malignant tumor at my checkup the other day... It's really starting to grow on me"
"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"
"Marriage is the only legal way to trade cash for sex."
"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
"What car does Catwoman drive? A Purrgeot."