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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."
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"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"What do you call a marijuana robbery? A high-st"
"*passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live"
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"
"Culturally no one in alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one alaskan replied, ""We try, but its hard to break the ice."""
"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"