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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Helen Keller Drive? She's dead."

"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"

"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."

"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"

"When people ask if they can get me anything, I always ask for a jetpack."

"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."

"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."

"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."

"I don't know why /r/deadbedrooms complains so much about starfish sex. Personally, it really turns me on when her arms grow back."

"""I'll have a rum and coke"" Is pepsi ok? ""Sure whatever"" *hands you a pepsi and coke*"