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"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."
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"My friend wanted to give me a free puppy... I did not accept because their mother was a real bitch."
"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"
"OH HAPPY DAY! GAS WENT DOWN 2 CENTS! Now I can buy my daughter that fancy blue gumball she's always wanted."
"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"
"Fear not, ugly caterpillar. For one day you will become a beautiful butterfly [emerges from cocoon] AH WTF I'M A MOTH THIS IS BULLSHIT"
"You know something bad's gonna happen in a Law & Order when the electric guitar kicks in"
"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"
"What do you call a man with 3 testicles? Whodyanickabollockoff"
"What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange is the new black."