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Joke of the Day
"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"
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"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."
"Why your mom never took you to the zoo They wouldn't allow you to leave"
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"
"A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested ""You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!"" ""Well"" said the cannibal ""soon you'll be a manager in chief."""
"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. (Dad Joke)"
"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."
"Why do ghosts make the best thieves? Because possession is 9/10 of the law"
"New Study Suggests Drinking Coffee Is Good For Your Health. Wait, I Think We Did Good For Your Health Last Time. Bad For Your Health, Then"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."