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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."
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"Damn girl, are you a door? Because I want to slam you!"
"Guy at Dairy Queen was yelling at everybody because they didn't have waffle cones but they had PICTURES of waffle cones. That guy was me."
"16: ""What was the internet like in the old days?"" Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*"
"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"
"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."
"Genie: I'll grant you 3 wishes Me: I want to fall in love G: OK next M: With a really nice girl *we both start laughing*"
"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"
"TIL Walmart is the richest company in the world by revenue This is the right sub, bitches!"