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Joke of the Day
"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"
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"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"
"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!"
"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."
"my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot"
"My neighbor's wife asked me if I wanted to help make her husband jealous... I said ""sure!"" and hung myself in the bedroom closet."
"How many redditors does it take to call-out a repost? WHO CARES YOU F*CKING LOSER I SAW SOMEONE MAKE THAT POST LAST WEEK."
"A woman turns to her husband and asks... ""Dear, how many women have you slept with?"" He replied, ""Just you dear, the other ones kept me awake."""