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Joke of the Day
"Trying to assemble a team of superhero sex offenders. We definitely need the Flash."
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"[Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone"
"How to understand girls.... Loading..."
"I bet my girlfriend she couldnt tell me something that made me both happy and sad. So she told me that I had the biggest penis out of all my friends."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""
"You ever get off the toilet and think... Man, was I full of shit!"
"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."
"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."
"What does a greek say when gets his salary? Danke!"
"A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints."