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Joke of the Day

"What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? ""See ya next month!"""

"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"

"What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook."

"Why did the terrorist kill his wife on their anniversary? She got him the wrong kind of blowup doll."

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion... ...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice. (Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)"

"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."

"I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder."

"RIP hacker who was spying on me through my Laptop's camera. Died of boredom"

"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"