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"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."
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"Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is. He said ""1920 x 1200"""
"I'm torn on what i really think about masturbation. on one hand it feels good."
"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."
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"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."