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Joke of the Day
"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."
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"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."
"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."
"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."
"Today, I was beaten up by this woman ... I was in the elevator when this busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, ""Would you please press one."" So I did."
"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."
"My boss asked me which Game of Thrones house he'd best be placed in... I told him House Lannister because it only takes one hand to go fuck yourself."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."