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Joke of the Day
"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalatapus"
"My wife left me for a fisherman. Poor guy's still reeling."
"Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight?"
"What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose"
"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"
"Me: *pooping with the door open* Olive Garden Mgr: ""I know what the slogan says ma'am, we aren't THAT kind of family."""
"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""
"[Arby's] BRO [jumping into car]: GO ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail"
"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""