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Joke of the Day
"A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad... 52% of them voted against romaine"
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"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"
"I just passed a beer truck on the highway. ""Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?"" -My 6 yr old son, Miller"
"Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff"
"what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue? Kanye asada."
"If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... And disappears with a poof."
"What's the best gift you can buy at Christmas? A broken drum, you can't beat it."
"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"