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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine has a trophy wife... apparently it wasn't first place."

"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."

"What did the timid porn star say to the talking cat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG JOHNSON!!!!"

"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."

"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."

"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""

"Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake."

"*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later, she's in an office] ""Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"""

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"