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Joke of the Day
"What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? PTEWIE!"
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"What do you call a Mexican that loses a car? Carlos."
"Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons? Because they're made exclusively for cunts."
"I stopped leaning against walls because I couldn't trust the establishment..."
"What do you do with a scientist after he dies? Barium"
"Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush."
"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"
"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"
"""Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying."" - my rap battle opponent"
"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."