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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"

"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

"You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts."

"I was going to make a Pokemon joke But I decided Natu"

"Please Help! I've got a medical condition where I can't discern between the letter ""b"" and the letters ""th"". Oops, wrong bread."

"I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass"

"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"

"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."

"I went to the zoo the other day, There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."