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Joke of the Day

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. We're both warped and barely functioning."

"How do you identify a vegan at a party? You don't, they come and tell you"

"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."

"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"

"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"

"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."

"I vote Gabe Newell for president. There will never be a World War 3."

"Co-Worker: Can I get a quick word? Me: Velocity. Co-Worker: ..."

"Nothing says 'neighbours' quite like stealing each others WiFi"