209747

Joke of the Day

"DATING TIP: On a bad dinner date? Bite your tongue until your mouth fills with blood, say ""I must be allergic to this bread"" and then leave."

Next Joke
 
"Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump? Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I am schizophrenic. I am too."
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"
"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"
"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."
"What is every Redditor's blood type? Edit: TypO"
"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"
Terms & Privacy