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Joke of the Day
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
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"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"
"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."
"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."
"Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD..."
"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."
"Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?"
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."
"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."