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Joke of the Day

"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."

"Where does one apply to be a ""kept man""?"

"My dishwasher died the other day.... Does anyone have an extra wife i can borrow/have?"

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... ...and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""We don't serve food here."""

"Your heart! *bursts out laughing* It's an inside joke."

"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much"

"I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser? - Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ..."

"oh my love, where are you, i am searching for you here and there, but never find you anywhere, just because of you heart is ringing the bell, just like a school bell."