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Joke of the Day

"Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means ""Blessed batch of cucumbers"" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles"

"Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it's given me another reason to stare at their tits."

"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"

"Apparently, Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer is divorced. I guess she was the only bitch he couldn't train."

"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"

"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"

"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"

"A gang of nefarious thieves walk into a bar. ""Ouch,"" they said."

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam? You can't jelly your cock down your girlfriend's throat."