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Joke of the Day
"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"
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"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."
"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."
"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."
"I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids"
"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"
"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"
"I just got back from my friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball... It was a lovely service."
"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."
"How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce? (x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh."