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Joke of the Day
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
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"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."
"Did you hear the one about the dad that said son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind! The son said dad I'm over here."
"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"
"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."
"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"
"When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free."
"(Generic title that catches your attention) (Mildly amusing pun)"
"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""
"Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure."