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Joke of the Day
"Never make fun of fat girls with lisps... They're thick and tired of it."
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"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."
"Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom."
"Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out."
"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."
"If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain"
"So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell ""Hot potato"" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them"
"Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget? You're sure to get a little head"
"People are always impressed to find out that I got my PhD at 17 but anything is possible if you work hard enough and lie."
"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"