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Joke of the Day

"But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???"

"Little monster: Mom Mom what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave."

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."

"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."

"Like a Boss - Employee Gets Owned! Boss: ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" Employee: ""I'm working at the moment. I will send you one later."" Boss: ""That was fantastic! Send me another one!"""

"Cashier: Bag or plastic sir Me: Neither (scoops up forty items under my shirt and walks out)"

"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"

"Homeless people wouldn't be half as poor if they didn't waste all of their money on sharpies and cardboard."

"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"