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Joke of the Day

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves."

"Why don't nice people ride the train? Because they're usually found on trucks."

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"

"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"

"movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor"

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."

"Turns out if you speak with an English accent during an interview it's expected that you'll continue to speak w/accent after you're hired"