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Joke of the Day

"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"

"2 cats are watching a tennis match... After a while, one cat turns to the other and says... ""My father is in that racquet !!!"""

"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"

"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see (Nazi)."

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"Bible thumpers... Are all the Psalm."

"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."

"Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?"