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Joke of the Day
"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."
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"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"
"I don't do hard liquor... ...I liquor hard"
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture."
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"
"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"
"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."
"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."
"What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler."