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Joke of the Day

"Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine."

"BAlls and Pen*s are best friends Balls to penis: why the fcuk you leave me when u see a hole or 2 mountains? Penis: coz thats the only time i really need you"

"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"

"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"

"Pokemon is hard, it took me forever to get this rabbit in my tupperware bowl."

"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

"In a committed relationship with carbs."

"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"