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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fruit leave office? because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself."
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"Horse walks into a bar Bartender ""why the long face?"""
"We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. I guess that's a good constellation prize."
"If you are between 8 -16 years old and not whiskey, you are annoying."
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!"
"My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can ""make lots of money like the man outside walmart."""
"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."