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Joke of the Day
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"
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"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"
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"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"
"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."
"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."
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"Adult joke My friend said the way he would want to die by blowjob, i told him it would be a quick death."
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