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Joke of the Day

"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"

"My friend went swimming in Egypt recently... I said to him 'you do realize your swimming in one of the longest rivers in the world!'. He didn't believe me though, he's in de nile."

"Taught a parrot to repeatedly say ""WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES?"" and now I don't have to talk to my kids until Spring so that's pretty cool."

"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"

"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""

"Why Did Hitler kill himself? He was told about his gas bill"

"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"

"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"