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Joke of the Day

"If you are between 8 -16 years old and not whiskey, you are annoying."

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well."

"I was talking to the anorexic cannibal.. I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems. He threw up his arms and walked away."

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."

"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"

"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."

"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."

"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."