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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."
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"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"
"I went to kuwait, found no squirrels there.. No animal can sustain a burst of oil everytime they bury a nut."
"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."
"STDs are like Pokemon. Gotta catch'm all!"
"""Alright man let's crack open a few cold ones, it's going to be a fun night"" Said one necrophiliac to another as they walked into the morgue"
"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."
"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."
"John Cena Bum buh duh dum. Bum buh duh dum."
"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."