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Joke of the Day
"What does a drug addict like to do in their free time? Netflix and pills :D"
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"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"What if someone was called zelnut Then I'd be like hey zelnut"
"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"
"Me: I think you might have schizophrenia Me: No I don't"
"What does pizza and vagina have in common? They both good hot or cold"
"I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless"
"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."
"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"