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Joke of the Day
"What chews on trees and sings? Justin Beaver"
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"YouTube: ""Sorry, this video is not available in your country.""Me: ""Fucking racist!!!!"""
"CLICKBAIT TITLE (*bad pun goes here*) (*necessary edit acknowledging upvotes and more bad puns in comments*) (*necessary second edit for the anon's gold*)"
"Throw stones at people who live in glass houses. They won't throw them back because they've been told their whole life that they shouldn't."
"How's your baby? Your baby penis!"
"What's blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!"
"What came before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."
"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who's there? Schmelmop."