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Joke of the Day

"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."

"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"

"A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"

"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"

"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"What has two asses and can kill you? An assassin"