201516
Joke of the Day
"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."
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"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"
"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"
"My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes. I told her to lighten up."
"What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad? Getting caught red handed!"
"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"
"How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler."
"""Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made."" - 3 am"