201516
Joke of the Day
"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."
Next Joke
"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."
"Yeah, bro. I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs."
"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"
"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."
"Two blondes are waiting for a bus. The first one is waiting for the 2nd route bus, the other - for the 3rd. They both board the route 23 bus when it arrives."
"[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you're getting heads or tails"
"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."
"What's the shittiest dog race? The poo-dle! I'll be seeing myself out :/"
"I don't know why people object to CIA torture methods. Who doesn't like to go water boarding?"