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Joke of the Day

"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"

"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."

"The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult."

"I was going to make a joke about thailand... But Phuket."

"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."

"The U.S Election is Kind of Like an Attractive Bisexual Because whether they go with a man or a woman, you know they're fucked."

"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."

"How do you confuse a complete idiot ? 32"

"Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear."

"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""