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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."

"My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. ""Two quid for a cup of tea?!""... I said, ""Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"""

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"My SO always wanted a Disney wedding... But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question."

"I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries."

"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"