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Joke of the Day

"Why was Samuel L. Jackson picking up ladies outside of the abortion clinic? Because he's a bad mother fucker."

"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"

"why are black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail"

"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."

"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"""420 blaze it faggot"" ""grandma stop"" ""snapback"" ""stop trying to be hip grandma"" ""i have hip problems yolo swag drake"""

"Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other."

"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."

"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"