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Joke of the Day

"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"

"Why do Jews hate sex? Because porkin isn't kosher."

"Vine is shutting down I might actually make more in a year than a vine star does in a week."

"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"

"Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven."

"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."

"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."

"Joke title Punchline"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if their was a dog."

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"