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Joke of the Day
"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."
Next Joke
"It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!"
"I believe what politicians say about as much as I believe the person who says, ""I never got that text."""
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."
"The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*"
"*hires 2 personal trainers and makes one of them train the other one*"
"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."
"In honor of St. Patrick's Day... Three Irishmen walk out of a bar."
"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."