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Joke of the Day

"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"

"LIKE IF... You've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing."

"Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder."

"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling. I don't think they trust my human catapult."

"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"

"I am a woman, hear my eyes roll."

"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."