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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the soldier who had the entire left side of his body blown off? He's all right!"

"absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys"

"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"

"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"

"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"

"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."

"My dad's joke. 'Did you know there were Female hormones in beer?' Because, if you start drinking too much. You don't have the ability to drive, and you get fat."

"I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful. ""Sir, those are Band-Aids."" Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some."

"Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other ""do you have to do that right now?"""

"Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger."