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Joke of the Day

"What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium."

"Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs."

"Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children."

"What type of bees make milk? Boo bees"

"The German radiologist always saw the wurst in people."

"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"

"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"