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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
Next Joke
"Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??"
"This joke is missing a climax Just like your girlfriend."
"Did it hurt when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !"
"What is 007's favorite subject at school? Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!"
"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."
"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."