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Joke of the Day

"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"

"what's the difference between a condom and your mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night"

"I wish I had the balls to be a juggler."

"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"

"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""

"Me: Ur driving me crazy Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk"

"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."

"I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second. I had a brief encounter."