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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a condom and your mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night"

"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"

"My gf won't get the remote that's in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she'd be shopping already."

"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"

"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""

"It sucks that Mary and Joseph couldn't get a room at an inn..... but what were they expecting not having a reservation on Christmas Eve of all nights!"

"Donald trump runs for president"

"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."

"Whenever I tell dad jokes he laughs."

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."