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Joke of the Day
"Me: Ur driving me crazy Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk"
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"Nobody likes the girl who brings the acoustic guitar guy to the party."
"A man walks into a zoo... The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"
"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."
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"How many Suhhh Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam"
"Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, ""a threesome?"" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 ""number 1's"" and a not guilty verdict"
"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""