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Joke of the Day
"If Ice T got killed He'd be called Iced T."
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"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."
"I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle."
"what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain"
"Why was the binary number so happy? Because of two's compliment!"
"Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills? Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills...."
"What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn? A right a right a right!"
"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""
"Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"